Paradox's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dad 'n Me]

Why have I not reviewed this before?

No really, why? Hehe, oh well, regardless of the time this review is set, my opinion will still be the same. So to be honest, the game is awesome. It had everything in the six categories of which the Flash had.

Graphics: This message goes out to Dan, saying that I love the way you use cartoon characters, as well as you do. Can not be done as well as most people, so I liked it. I often think this when playing Alien Hominid on my GameCube.

Style: To be honest, this game was what I would like to call "stylish", sure, I have seen better style in games, but I like what I saw here.

Sound: Dustball, you rule, okay?

Violence: Ah, the main part of this review, it has the greatest violence I have ever seen in a Flash, alongside Alien Hominid. It was perfect, is all I can say.

Interactivity: Good to see there was more than just one attack and movement, there was combos and two choices of attacking.

Humor: Anyone who can't see the genius behind beating the crap out of little kids is not someone with a sense of humor.

So overall, I loved it, one of my favourite games. Not just for Flash, but altogether, it was awesome. Sunchips was rather hard, but I got there in the end!

-Paradox-

[Click Me!!]

It was okay, I guess.

It was a pretty fun game I suppose, despite the originality of it. It would have been great with a high-score table, but still, I liked it a little.

You got a 3/5, which I would find quite generous regarding its score. But the only reason I think it got a low score is because of those fags who thought it would have been blammed, therefore voting zero.

But still, I think I will stick to King of Buttons.

[Pen Click Race -Gold Ed.-]

It's a great game, but...

...I just can't see what is so hard about holding Enter. Apart from that it is a pretty good game, I liked it.

Flyborg responds:

That's called cheating ;)

[Real Windows 98]

Realistic, is all I can say.

One of the most realistic Windows simulators I've played, and I liked the amount you could do in it.

Oh, and could you tell me what that second background was called? The one with the snow-capped mountains. Looks cool, I want it.

Well done, anyway, I voted 5.

Widi responds:

I really don't remember about that. But I got some of those wallpapers from trekearth.com. It's a nice website, I recommend it.

[Fun with Cubes]

Very original

Haven't seen a game quite like this before, it's very original. It was so addictive, and the fact that there are 10 different game modes really adds more fun to the game. I liked Cube 2 the best. I hope to see more from you, your games are so great!

[the NG Calculator]

$21.11

Yay, I haven't even been on here for two months and I'm worth 21.11 bucks! I love you NG!

[nub tut 2]

Very helpful tutorial

Not only that, but it was made well with video clips making it more unique than any other tutorial I've seen. I gave a 1 for humor, because of the name :P.

4/5

[Armor Heroes]

Truly amazing

I was so glad to have the honour of being one of the people to protect this, it was a fun, brilliant game.

Toccuma responds:

o^-^o Honour, you flatter me... No, I am but a man, doing his duty, living his life... glad u liked the game!

[MouseGame]

Great Mouse Avoider game

This was one of the better Mouse Avoider games, but I'm afraid you forgot to disable cheating. Just make the whole stage a button, so if you right or left click the stage you die. Because you can right click and click on the end of the level at the moment. Overall, it was a great game, I voted 5.

johnfn responds:

Gah... Something must have gone wrong. I really need to find out what. Thanks for the 10 anyways.