Score: 0

"Oh, no, Knox is back!"

submission: (2007)Funky Chicken

date: May 7, 2007

Seriously, I don't want to seem like an arse or something, but since I first saw one of these I've generally had a strong dislike for them. I won't jump to conclusions and say it's crap, unlike most people I shall explain why.

Graphics: Well, it's made out of clay, CLAY, NOT KLAY. Clay looks stupid in my opinion, unless you're extremely talented it's hard to animate clay in a way which makes it look animated and not a gallery of pictures. No offense, but there was barely any animation. The actual models look pretty bleak as well. Nothing special.

Style: Haha, what style. Never noticed any stylish twists in these Knox films.

Sound: Oh God, don't get me started on the voices in Knox's films. I generally have a strong hate for the way Knox talks. No offense, I know that's not your fault, but still, it would be better if you got a better voice actor for the job.

Violence: Pleh.

Interactivity: Again, pleh.

Humor: Well, SOMETIMES there's some humor in some Knox films. On a VERY rare occasion. Not this time, I'm afraid.

Paradox is disappointed.

Score: 10

"lol @ moar violence"

submission: Madness Consternation

date: May 3, 2007

lolwtf

I knew you were going to start on Madness 7 straight away, but I didn't expect to see it in the Portal so soon. I actually half believed you when you set the release date for December 2008, but eh.

Awesome work though, it had moar violence, which means moar lulz.

Score: 10

"Fucking hell, guys."

submission: Sonic The Hedgehog

date: April 12, 2007

Anyone who votes badly on this doesn't realise, it's not critisizing or taking the piss out of Sonic, I'm quite sure the author is a Sonic fan, else he wouldn't have made so many movies with Sonic as a lead character. Grow some balls, it's just for a laugh. Made me laugh, anyway.

But great work. Was a great sprite movie, it was short but sweet, and the animation for the blood when he hit the fan was great.

Awesome work. 5/5

Score: 10

"that rocked"

submission: Headache Man Ep.4

date: March 13, 2007

yeah, that rocked. end

Score: 9

"Good work."

submission: Super Paper Animation

date: December 10, 2006

I liked this Flash, I've seen many paper animations, and for a first try at a proper paper animation, you did a good job of using a pen to draw and animate the stick figures. It was long enough, and despite it didn't have an actual storyline, there were enough interesting parts in the movie. There was a lot of originality based inside the movie too, so it didn't drag on as if the movie was basically doing the same thing. This made it interesting. The only thing I didn't like too much was the actual drawing on the pen, it didn't exactly look like a pen. But yes, the rest was great, so a five from me, and I hope to see a sequel. Also, the buttons didn't look too interesting, you could have fixed them. Finally, the music went over the top of another music file when the replay button was pressed. But apart from that, it was an interesting Flash, and I can see it took a lot of effort and hard work involved.

I hope to see more of your work.

From your good friend, Peter.

Score: 10

"To the last guy who reviewed..."

submission: Jerries Actoin Thiler

date: December 5, 2006

All I can say is, calm down. This whole series of Flash cartoons is all a joke, he is just someone who created the concept of making Flash in such a shitty way, that it then becomes hilarious, and instead of being shit, appears amazingly. The Flash itself may actually be pantsy animation, but it's just hilarious. The voice acting is also hilarious, and the way you said "YOUR MOVIES ARE RATE SHIT" was possibly the greatest single moment ever to appear on any Flash movie on the Internet.

GOOD JOB ON ANOTHER BRILLIANT CARTOON.

Score: 9

"Rofl."

submission: Wotsits: AIT Ep.01

date: October 24, 2006

The second addition to the Wotsits series, don't we just rock? Seriously though, good job with re-using Dinosaur, your T-Rex looks amazing, and the animation looks pretty cool.

Good job.

Score: 10

"Interesting."

submission: The Pumpkin Plot

date: October 14, 2006

The graphics and animation in this film were very good, and it was very funny toward the end. The voice acting was pretty good too. All I can suggest is that next time, you fix the lip-syncing, it was kind of off sometimes.

But apart from that, it was perfect. :)

Good job, you get a five from me.

Score: 9

"A good job done."

submission: ---Mouse Maze---

date: October 12, 2006

I can see a lot of effort was put into this game, more than most anyway, you expanded the regions of the common Mouse Avoider game, by adding more interesting graphics, just some of them didn't look too good. I would have gave a 10 if you disabled cheating, because most people probably didn't play it properly. But don't take that wrong, a 9 is still good, and I thought it rocked for a Mouse Avoider game.

Good job.

Score: 10

"Very, very good webcam game."

submission: Kill Smile!

date: October 1, 2006

I liked this, it was pretty entertaining and violent. It works well, no glitches unlike most webcam games, so good job with that.

My only suggestion is, to offer a range of faces to use, instead of one yellow smiley. Like, Newgrounds "celebrities", (Tom, Wade Fulp, Krinkels, etc). That would make it more fun to play, because some of those people would be fun to kill.

But apart from that, it was very well made, and I liked it. Good job.

5/5